Chump Change

Stephen Burrows

Milwaukee Steve

Traci Lords

Sam

Tim Matheson

Simon Sez Simone

Jerry Stiller

The Colonel

Amy Stiller

Cherri Contrary

Fred Willard

Steve's Manager

A.J. Benza

Steve's Agent

Clancy Brown

The Man

Abe Vigoda

The Frog

Kate Miller

Desiree, the Whore

David Vinau

McNally Sagal

Maloney

Jon Chardiet

Mr. C

Anne Meara

Casting Director

John Rosenfeld

Agent #1

Mary Scheer

Agent #2

Mike 'Boogie' Malin

Manager #1

Betsy Monroe

Sugaree

Joshua Glyn

8th Grade Dropout

Sheila Travis

Ria

Olivia Debono

Ass-Slapped Girl

Vené L. Arcoraci

Limo Girl

Mandy Levin

Bistro Waitress

Miriam Flynn

Bussler Waitress