Dogmatic

Michael Riley

Dennis Winslow

Leila Kenzle

Amy

Rick Ducommun

George

Eugene Levy

Larry

Joe Flaherty

David Leisure

Pal Acres

Chris Gibson

Scott

Arlene Meadows

Neighbor

Shawn Lawrence

Priest

Ruth Marshall

Maddy

Sabrina Grdevich

Miss Vicky Polite

Peter Wildman

Norm Woodcock

Tracey Hway

Receptionist

Martin Roach

Colleague No. 1

Dan Chameroy

Six Foot Can

Patrick McKenna

Lab Technician

Jefferson Mappin

The Dog Catcher

Ashley Archer

Little Girl

Edgar George

Little Girl's Father

Barkley

Rocky

Kylie

Sadie

Megan Banning

Infomercial Audience Member

Joe Barzo

Telethon Volunteer

Janet Gayford

Telethon Volunteer

Peter I. Sabat

Telethon Volunteer

Nan Skiba

Telethon Volunteer